Conversations with Bennett #2

B: (Grinning) Dad, I’m going to marry you.

Me: Sorry Bennett, I’m already married.

B: Nope, I’m going to marry you.

Me: Why do you want to marry me?

B: Because, I like you!

Me: All right then, you break the news to Mom.

Conversations with Bennett #1

B: Look everyone, there is a giant baby in the front seat

Us: Where?

B:  That white car over there…  (Now laughing) I saw a giant baby in the front.

We look over and see a bald man, leaning his head against the window to take a nap.